ramble. oh dear.

Oh so isn't 2008 just the best! I am having a blast, greatest time ever. Not really though. I am definitely in need of some major partying. A move! Something. I cannot believe that I am to turn 21 soon! Gargh. And I’d rather see it pass by without anybody noticing. Also! I seem to be the unluckiest lad on earth! I am still yet to see one ounce of luck this year. I walked under a ladder over 50 times today just to spite the fact that I have had zero luck. I still ended up blowing blue stuff out of my nose by the end of the day! Anyway, ENOUGH of the melancholic bullshit. I’ve really been having a great time with some great people of late. With copious amounts of alcohol induced crazy shenanigans. Leaving me in such an unresponsive condition/mood the next day. More interesting and likeable than usual really.

I have soooo many things I want to do! Sovereign hill, Melbourne Zoo, reunite myself with continuous back-to-back Melbourne outings, get to Germany, among other things (not really in a revealing mood). BAH!

Mid-ramble I have decided to write a sort of memoirs on myself.

My name is Tait. I am almost 21. I am single and am not really fazed about this. I have tried so many different careers that my resume resembles that of a 40 year olds. (Metaphor time!) I wear armour and hold a shield, only to remove said armour and shield when I am about to be defeated. I do not wield a sword, nor any other weapon (I’m not sure more than one person will understand this). I currently live with my parents, they are great. I am the king of embarrassing situations, doing idiotic things and being awkward. Thank god some people can cope with it. It actually is not intentional, as much as I would like it to be. I try so very hard to be conversable with. I really do. I constantly adjust my hair. I have not really done anything significant with my life as of yet. I plan on having something entertaining to read when strangers walk by my tombstone. My job sounds fantastic, it is trivial at best. I do enjoy some aspects of it. I try not to voice my opinion, nobody want’s to hear other people’s opinions as much as they say they do.

That is unfortunately all I can think of right now sorry. Plus I’m kind of fatigued. I might just go to bed. Sleeping is wonderful. Oh maybe I should write a list of things I dislike and like. That could be fun.

Like:
Sushi.
Nandos.
Drives.
Unattainable Crushes.
Binge Drinking.
Mid-work emails from Britters about things only we find funny.
Hugs.
The idea of something going my way.
Playing instruments.
Lying in bed doing nothing.
Stretching in bed.
Rain when I am inside.
Starving.
My aunties
Reliable friends.


Dislike:
Geelong.
Being lazy.
Being bored.
Rain when I am outside.
Waking up to unrecollectable (so obviously not a word) stories of lame things.
Compliments.
Having no mobile.
Going out when my hair is not perfect.


Now I am going to bed. 7:30pm.