Thursday, November 22, 2007

Nights Out.

After quite the consumption of pints and shots last night, I persuaded my chauffer into adding a stop to our homeward adventures. McDonalds of all places. However it wasn’t the restaurant of choice that was blog worthy. No, it was the bystanders that decided that my reciprocated disapproving finger gesture was justification for a fight. Coming into said restaurant whilst I was ordering and notifying me of their intentions the moment that I walk out of the door. Wondering how I could outsmart these intoxicated stereotypical Geelong-ins; I came out of the restaurant with a massive bag full of double beef and bacon burgers as a offering of harmony and peace. As they reached for said bag I repeated the finger gesture I had previously shown them and took off towards the car with my burgers, suggesting a immediate departure to the chauffer. Getting away safely the out of control young men marched away in search of another victim.

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