take me away stratocruiser.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a blimp...no, it's the gorgeous, futuristic-looking Stratocrusier, currently in concept form by Tino Schaedler and Michael J. Brown.

Calling it a "lifestyle zeppelin," the duo designed the white airship as the latest offering in luxury travel that refreshes passengers instead of leaving them dry, dehydrated and jet lagged, a consequence travelers have come to expect.

The key is in the airship's explicit focus on health and entertainment. The designers chose helium to power the cruiser smoothly through the air, an easy ride that would urge passengers to stray far from their seats to take advantage of the on-board spa (with treatments and personal trainers even), a gourmet restaurant with stunning views and private cabins. Air-sickness bags could be saved for use after a night of partying and dancing to music provided by invited DJs. Those on deadline can work from mini offices, likely to be well-stocked with all the latest technological features.



While the Stratocruiser is something to look forward to for long international destinations, the concept is actually made for medium haul travel, such as across the Pacific or Atlantic and between Europe and the Middle East.

Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride

1. Sax Rohmer #1
2. San Bernardino
3. Heretic Pride
4. Autoclave
5. New Zion
6. So Desperate
7. In the Craters on the Moon
8. Lovecraft in Brooklyn
9. Tianchi Lake
10. How to Embrace a Swamp Creature
11. Marduk T-Shirt Men's Room Incident
12. Sept 15 1983
13. Michael Myers Resplendent

Recording personnel for this album were Franklin Bruno, Annie Clark, Erik Friedlander, Peter Hughes, Jon Wurster, the Bright Mountain Choir, and your humble narrator. It will be released by 4AD, and features artwork by Vaughan Oliver. It was recorded at Prairie Sun, and produced by Scott Solter & John Vanderslice. We are really excited about this album, and we wish it were out right now, but there is a law against releasing albums in December unless you are Queen. Any album you see released in December is actually by Queen, no matter what it says on the cover. Then in January everybody is recovering from having listened to too much Queen. Hence, February. See you then!



try it.

my attempt at art.

dream time.

Oh so latterly I have been having some of the most fascinating, reoccurring and realistic dreams ever. I have no idea on how to analyse them or anything however. Here are two that have taken place on numerous occasions.

Dream 1:
So it all starts with myself walking through a tunnel into the Beijing Olympic running track. After being ushered to the starting line I realised I had made it to the 400 meter women’s finals and was competing for Germany. Realising all competitors resembled friends of mine (I shall not name who) in some way or another, I decided I could talk most of them into allowing me victory. After all, this was my dream. After chatting to them for a while they all denied my request. So we begin the race, I took off attempting to get a reasonable lead. As I slowly built up speed I realised my legs could not carry me any faster! Even though I knew I could run at a much greater pass than I was running. As everybody passed me I feared a last place finish, yet one competitor (who again, shall remain unnamed, yet her country was England? Know idea on the reasoning behind that either), slowed down next to me and ran along with me the entire track, prompting me to run in front of her at the finish line. Stopping still about a meter from the finish line, I retired from the race and walked back to my hotel room, never to see said generous competitor again.

Dream 2:
Being awoken at my sisters house early on a Sunday morning, I was told of the visitors that she had coming around. I had to be up and out in the lounge room entertaining them all. Stumbling out of bed I attempted to open my eyes, alas! I could not! No matter how hard I tried! They just shut again! Finding myself walking blindly through the middle of all these visitors, I had to continuously apologise.

i'll take you on a trip.

2007


-Did you kiss anyone?
not a sinle person.

2-Did you date anyone?
no i did not.

3-Are you going to kiss someone when the ball drops?
oh i highly doubt it.

4-Did you lose any friends?
literally lose? no.

5-Did you gain any friends?
yes i did. quite a significant amount actually.

6-Did you do something new?
yes i did.

7-Did anyone important to you die?
i can not recall.

8-Did you change?
not really. no.

9-Are you happy with the year over all?
it was ok.

10-Whats the best thing that happen to you?
i honestly have no idea.

11-Did you fall in or out of love?
love? how confusing and unwarranted. although...

12-Are you happy the years almost over?
the start of a new year will hopefully mean a change of luck, so yes.

13-Are you going to change something about yourself next year?
oh i have this really great new years resolution.

14-Do you think 2008 will be a better year then 2007?
i'm sure it could be.

15-Did you lose your virginity in 2007?
no.

16-How many things did you screw up in 2007?
quite a few. i unintentionally screw a lot of things up.

17-Did you go to an amusement park?
no i did not.

18-Did you go to a concert?
*insert vague look here*

19-Did you go to any parties?
yes i did.

20-Did you go on a summer vacation?
vacation? i would love too.

21-Did you lie to your parents?
i think it's a pre-requisite when living with them.

22-Did you get into a fight?
apparently so.

23-Did you leave the country?
no.

24-Did you have a good birthday?
it was average at best. my endeavour to keep it as quiet as possible meant i was able to enjoy the lack of "oh ummmm... thanks" moments.

25-Did anyone in your family get married?
no.

26-Do you think you grew?
physically? no.

27-Did you dye your hair?
never.

28-Who do you think you were on the phone with the most?
oh sheesh. i have no idea!

29-Did anyone sing to you?
some rather terrible vocals were heard by me yes.

30-Did you sing to anyone?
no.

31-Did anyone tell you they loved you?
hundreds.

32-Did you ever go to the hospital?
yes.

33-What did you drink and eat the most?
sushi. beer. dirt bird.

34-Did you change your top 8 on myspace atleast 8 times?
oh top friends sections are so lame. who on earth really feels the need to prioritise their friends!

35-Did you change your profile over 10 times?
no idea.

36-Did you change your default atleast 20 times?
no.

37-Did you get a tattoo?
no.

38-Did you vote?
yes i did.

39-Are you going to make a new years resolution?
i already have one.

40-Did you stick to your new years resolution from last year?
oh, no not really.

41. Think you'll date someone in 2008?
well... i have no idea. how can i know such a thing?

42. Where will you be when the ball drops?
i am not sure at the moment. plans have fell through.

43. Do you think you will make new friends in 2008?
yes.

44. Are you going to meet someone special in 2008?
oh i have no idea.

45. How do you feel, another year has passed you by?
i am getting old. i do not want to live past my twenties at the moment. i can't imagine having to resemble a elder.

Suburban Kids With Biblical Names.

Top 150 Albums Of 2007.

1. Cocoon - My Friends All Died In A Plane Crash
2. White Rabbits - Fort Nightly
3. Basia Bulat - Oh, My Darling
4. Beirut - The Flying Club Cup
5. New Buffalo - Somewhere, Anywhere
6. Devendra Banhart - Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Canyon
7. Jens Lekman - Night Falls Over Kortedala
8. We All Have Hooks For Hands - The Pretender
9. Blitzen Trapper - Wild Mountain Nation
10. Frontier Folk Nebraska - The Devil's Tree
11. Apples In Stereo, The - New Magnetic Wonder
12. Akron/Family - Love Is Simple
13. Shaky Hands, The - The Shaky Hands
14. David Vandervelde - The Moonstation House Band
15. Dungen - Tio Bitar
16. Maia Hirasawa - Though, I'm Just Me
17. Laura Veirs - Saltbreakers
18. Muscles - Guns Babes Lemonade
19. Iron & Wine - The Shepherd's Dog
20. Pelle Carlberg - In A Nutshell
21. Seabear - The Ghost That Carried Us Away
22. Rakes, The - Ten New Messages
23. Feist - The Reminder
24. Softlightes - Say No To Being Cool Say Yes To Being Happy
25. Voxtrot – Voxtrot
26. CocoRosie - The Adventures of Ghosthorse and Stillborn
27. Willy Mason - If The Ocean Gets Rough
28. of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?
29. Shins, The - Wincing The Night Away
30. I Heart Hiroshima - Tuff Teef
31. Plastiscines - LP1
32. Bright Eyes - Cassadaga
33. Alaska In Winter - Dance Party In The Balkans
34. Anaïs Mitchell - The Brightness
35. Okkervil River - The Stage Names
36. Great Lake Swimmers – Ongiara
37. Ladybug Transistor, The - Can't Wait Another Day
38. Million Billion - Ready. Fire. Aim.
39. Spoon - Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
40. Pants Yell! - Alison Statton
41. Son Volt - The Search
42. Dr. Dog – We All Belong
43. Animal Collective - Strawberry Jam
44. Bowerbirds, The – Hymns For A Dark Horse
45. Panda Bear - Person Pitch
46. Kings Of Leon - Because Of The Times
47. Ted Leo & The Pharmacists - Living With The Living
48. Art Brut - It's A Bit Complicated
49. Frog Eyes - Tears of the Valedictorian
50. Black Lips - Los Valientes Del Mondo Nuevo
51. Deerhoof - Friend Opportunity
52. Melt Banana - Bambi's Dilemma
53. Ween - La Cucaracha
54. Future Of The Left – Curses
55. Band Of Horses - Cease To Begin
56. Polyphonic Spree, The - The Fragile Army
57. Red Krayola With Art & Language, The - Sighs Trapped By Liars
58. Lucky Soul - The Great Unwanted
59. Arcade Fire, The - Neon Bible
60. Múm - Go Go Smear The Poison Ivy
61. Marissa Nadler - Songs III: Bird on the Water
62. Black Moth Super Rainbow - Dandelion Gum
63. Gruff Rhys - Candylion
64. Gravenhurst - The Western Lands
65. Black Lips - Good Bad Not Evil
66. Aliens, The - Astronomy For Dogs
67. Sia - Lady Croissant
68. Aleks & The Ramps - Pisces vs Aquarius
69. Field Music - Tones Of Town
70. Japancakes - Loveless
71. Battles – Mirrored
72. Deerhunter - Cryptograms
73. Castanets - In The Vines
74. Wooden Stars - People Are Different
75. Cloud Cult - The Meaning Of 8
76. Seagull Strange - Better Angels Of Our Nature
77. Friska Viljor - Bravo!
78. Shout Out Louds - Our Ill Wills
79. Ryan Adams - Easy Tiger
80. New Pornographers, The - Challengers
81. LCD Soundsystem - Sound Of Silver
82. Idlewild - Make A New World
83. Architecture In Helsinki - Places Like This
84. Caribou - Andorra
85. Mother Mother - Touch Up
86. Say Hi To Your Mom - The Wishes And The Glitch
87. Portugal. The Man. - Church Mouth
88. Paula Frazer & Tarnation - Now It's Time
89. Matthew Good - Hospital Music
90. Sigur Ros - Hvarf-Heim
91. Taken By Trees - Open Field
92. Rumble Strips, The - Girls And Weather
93. Golden Smog - Blood On The Slacks
94. Au Revoir Simone - The Bird Of Music
95. David Karsten Daniels - Sharp Teeth
96. Modest Mouse - We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank
97. Soulsavers - It's Not How Far You Fall, It's the Way You Land
98. Sunset Rubdown - Random Spirit Lover
99. Monkey Swallows The Universe - The Casket Letters
100. Dinosaur Jr - Beyond
101. Cave Singers, The - Invitation Songs
102. Lost In The Trees - Time Taunts Me
103. Buildings Breeding - Buildings Breeding
104. Alex Gopher - Alex Gopher
105. National, The - Boxer
106. Wooden Wand - James And The Quiet
107. North Sea, The - Exquisite Idols
108. Page France - ...And The Family Telephone
109. Menomena - Friend And Foe
110. Peter And The Wolf - The Ivori Palms
111. Small leaks Sink Ships - Until The World Is Happy; Wake Up You Sleepyhead Sun
112. Tender Forever - Wider
113. The Broken West - I Can't Go On, I'll Go On
114. Timber Timbre - Medicinals
115. Handsome Furs - Plague Park
116. Pigeon Detectives - Wait For Me
117. Super Furry Animals - Hey Venus!
118. Illinois - What The Hell Do I Know?
119. Dean & Britta - Back Numbers
120. Mumm-ra - These Things Move In Threes
121. Griffin House - Homecoming Master
122. Lionheart Brothers, The - Dizzy Kiss
123. Magic Bullets - A Child But In Life Yet A DOCTOR In Love
124. Girlyman - Joyful Sign
125. Gentle Lurch, The - From Around A Fire
126. Clientele, The - God Save The Clientele
127. Little Wings - Soft Pow'r
128. National Lights, The - The Dead Will Walk, Dear
129. Immaculate Machine - Immaculate Machine's Fables
130. Piano Magic - Part-Monster
131. Tulsa - I Was Submerged
132. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Baby 81
133. Cats On Fire - The Province Complains
134. Warlocks, The - Heavy Deavy Skull Lover
135. Blonde Redhead – 23
136. Mice Parade - Mice Parade
137. Octopus Project - Hello, Avalanche
138. Fiery Furnaces, The - Widow City
139. Pale Young Gentlemen - Pale Young Gentlemen
140. Papercuts - Can't Go Back
141. Hot Hot Heat - Happiness Ltd.
142. Wilco - Sky Blue Sky
143. Volcano The Bear - Amidst The Noise And Twigs
144. Concretes, The - Hey Trouble
145. Sam Amidon - All Is Well
146. Pet Genius - Pet Genius
147. Johnathon Rice - Further North
148. His Name Is Alive - Xmmer
149. Blanche - Little Amber Bottles
150. Dreaful Yawns, The – Rest

cocoon. make me happy.

Hong Hao.

Old Joy. (Will Oldham).

Danielson: A Family Movie.

i'm not there.

i hope someday my death will be as significant.

My name is tait. There is no emphasis on the first 't'.

I am at home alone. Consuming alcohol to fill a certain void that I cannot seem to plug. Possibly something on that later. That certain level of intoxication that prompts you to write has been hit and some rather impressive recent musical listenings has indeed spurred a few thoughts.

Firstly, exhaustion! What on earth did I do to be pushed into such irreversible fatigue? After a week straight of work and hard partying. I hit possibly the largest wall I have ever encountered. Two days of laying in bed being the anti-socialistic stranger I am, an I awake with a lack of limb movement and the desire to do nothing more than move to a cottage in the middle of nowhere and do very little. I need motivation. I need inspiration. I need more than hallucinations and temporary moments of complete and utter contentment. I have an idea on what I could do to fix such a thing. But do you think for the love of god I could do it! Oh dear

Secondly, a certain push towards insanity, which I shall not discuss. What is going on? I’m really not sure. I shall just endeavour to ride said condition out. But it certainly is bringing some rather frightening and entertaining events into my life. I’d absolutely love someone to follow me around to make a documentary. Just to see the sort of tomfoolery I get up to.

The next thing I’d like to have a ramble about is Christmas! Why the fuck (the first profanity I have used all blog) does nobody get giddy and shake anymore! Just the sight of Christmas lights sends me into fits of grins and spasms. On that note, I have decided this weekend I am going on a rather large Christmas lights hunt.

I might have more to ramble on in a few moments; I thought I would post this in case I waddle over to yee ole bed.

some people.

i'm just not sure.

click here and you shall understand.

Beach House - Devotion.

oh dear.
try it here.

MMF.

was fun. more on this subject tomorrow.

oh dear. the incredible significance of this movie will never be understood.

intoxication.

oh dear. the epitome of happyness. i misspelt happyness on purpose to show my level of intoxication.

Primary School Concerts.

Oh how unbelievably tedious they are. It’s almost like watching grass grow, whilst ants crawl all over you. Not too mention the excessive amount of my time it is taking up. I have no time for anything! I come home late; eat tea then go to sleep only to wake up early the next morning for déjà vu. I need a long holiday. Amongst many other things. Looking at photo’s at work from golden plains has reminded me of rad times. Hopefully this will be a repeat this weekend.

i enjoy bicycles.

1. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
i'm not sure that i care.

2. Do you own an iPod?
yes i do.

3. Who on your Myspace "Top 8" do you talk to the most?
it is spread over the top 8.

4. What time is your alarm clock set for?
it changes every day.

5. If there was a fire, what would be the first thing you would grab?
my computer? there is no way i could ever retrieve the amount of music that is currently stored on it.

6. Flip flops or sneakers?
sneaker pimp.

7. Who's your favorite Disney princess?
jasmine? i'm not sure. lady? from lady and the tramp?

8. What was the last movie you watched?
billy madison.

9. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
constantly.

10. Have you ever tried sticking your fingers together with glue?
yes i have. to this day i wish i hadn't. i can no longer gesture my middle finger on my right hand.

11. What CD is currently in your CD player?
sia - lady croissant.

12. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk ?
chocolate.

13. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
oh yes. quite a few doosies!

14. Who was the last person to call you?
no idea. travers?

15. When was the last time you cried?
n/a.

16. Why?
n/a.

17. How many siblings do you have?
2.

18. Last time someone gave you flowers?
oh i'm male. we don't like flowers.

19. What's the longest book you've read?
spot.

20. Are you mad at anyone right now?
no.

21. Do you cry a lot?
no.

22. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
desktop computer and a laptop.

23. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?
yes i am.

24. What is the weather like?
it's ok.

25. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
possibly. they would have to be tasteful. maybe not "covered".

26. Is sex before marriage wrong?
you are going to burn in hell.

27. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
last thursday night.

28. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
quite a few.

29. What is your favorite TV show?
prison break.

30. Who do you miss most right now?
oh you know.

31. Which celebrity dead or alive would you want to have lunch with?
i think someone like daniel johnston would be brilliant. especially if we had something like mcdonalds. vincent willem van gogh would also be nice to have lunch with.

32. What is one thing you wish you had right now?
a lack of confusion.

my sunday.

early-hard-long-sore-agrivating-disappointing-lame-dirty-rewarding.

i have to work tomorrow morning.

Who were you with last night?
mr james wernicke.

What woke you up this morning?
jaq. prompting me to remove myself from bed as it was 1pm.

Where are you?
study.

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
no it is not. work at 6am on a sunday will never be good.

Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
nobody important.

When's the last time you cried?
no idea.

Ever thrown up in public?
yes i have.

Passed out because of alcohol?
oh yes.

What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
the confusion of certain things.

Would you take a bullet for anyone?
many people.

Where would you like to live?
country-side germany.

What kind of home would you like?
a small cottage. some sort of recording studio.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
what i currently am.

On MySpace
Who is your number one?
santa himself.

Who was the last person that left you a comment?
estelle.

Are you good friends with this person?
reasonably good friends. her sister lives with mine.

How often do you log in to myspace?
oh everyday.

How often do you change your main pic?
rarely.

Do you post bulletins from QuizPox.com?
from where? no.

What percentage of your friends do you know?
80%?

How long have you had your MySpace account?
this current account? oh maybe a year?

If a bigger better site came out would you give up on MySpace?
facebook is not at all user friendly.

Random
Do you like candy necklaces?
they are ok i suppose? do i get to choose whose neck it is around whilst i consume said necklace?

When's the last time you fell or ran into something?
i fell up my stairs about five minutes ago.

Do you still go trick or treating?
no.

What was the last thing you ate?
dirt bird.

Are you a fast typer?
yes i am.

About how many people have you liked?
oh hundreds. crushes with some sort of length to them however, maybe 20 or so?

What are you doing this weekend?
work.

Whats your favorite type of soda?
mountain dew.

Have you ever moved?
yes.

Have you ever won an award?
i have won a few. none in recent times.

How many times have you been in love?
n/a.

What do you want to do right now?
i think i would enjoy a nap.

Are you listening to music right now?
yes i am. windmill - plasticine plugs.

Are you with someone right now?
no i am not.

Whats a word or phrase that you love?
oh dear.

How long until your birthday?
a month or two.

When were you the saddest in your whole life?
i have no idea.

What time is it now?
10:15pm.

Do you think anyone will repost to this?
i can guarantee nobody will.

What makes you pissed off?
a lack of ettiquette. slow drivers.

If you were a crayon what color would you be?
white. white crayons are useless.

What makes you happy?
everything.

Music
Have you ever had a song written about you?
yes. how revolting.

What song makes you cry?
none at the moment.

What songs make you happy?
a few.

What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
i don't. i'd much rather silence when heading to bed.

What do you listen to when you're sad?
will oldham is nice.

What does Your CD player have in it right now?
bjm.

About Me
Hair Color:
dark brown.

Eye Color:
green.

Piercings:
n/a.

Tattoos:
n/a.

Wearing right now?
dressing gown.

What taste is in your mouth?
dirt bird.

Have a bad habit?
the use of the word "oh".

2006: wasted.

2007: eventful.

2008: 2007.

rather unentertaining.

This past year, have you:

Changed hair color?
oh it has never been changed.

Discovered a new talent?
no.

Broken up with somebody?
no.

Met someone you can't live without?
argh no.


Has this been the best year so far?
it has been ok.

Made a lot of friends?
quite a few.

Fail a class?
no i did not.

Hate a teacher?
i am not at school.

Get in any fights?
one or two.

Fist fights?
oh yes.


Gain any new friends?
yes i did.

Lose any old friends?
unfortunately.

Get in a fight with a friend?
oh yes, due to my stupidity.


Get any taller?
no, i have peaked.

Know someone that graduated from high school?
yes yes yes.

Cut your hair?
once?

Hug more than 3 different people?
i am still yet to hug anyone this year.

Tell someone "i love you" and meant it?
no.

Went to a fair?
no no.

Kept a secret from your parent?
yes.

Dated someone you wish you hadn't?
oh no. why would i date them in the first place if i didn't want to.

Hated someone of the opposite sex?
no.

Hated someone of the same sex?
hate is such a stronge word. no.

Saw a kiddie movie at the theaters?
many.

Spent most of your year watching tv?
no.

Read a book?
i havn't actually.

Sat through something boring?
yes. this survery was quite boring.

amstrad action.

ha.

[One] Who was your last text from?
glenn. about the 100 or so tickets to kill city christmas i have in my car.

[Two] Where was your default picture taken?
as i stole this from a myspace bulletin. i am going to say my most recent myspace default was taken in a photo lab i have in the basement.

[Three] What's your middle name?
james.

[Five] Does anyone like you?
surely not.

[Six] What is your current mood?
money.

[Seven] What's your dads name?
mark.

[Eight] What color shirt are you weariing?
light blue.

[Nine] What?
the colour orange. it will eventually burn our eyes.

[Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
not really. although i would enjoy time travel.

[Eleven] Have a crazy side?
i think it is the only side i have. also, crazy is such a passe word.

[Twelve] Ever had a near death experience?
hundreds.

[Thirteen] Something you do a lot?
listen to new music.

[Fourteen] Angry at anyone?
not at all.

[Fifteen] Favorite Months?
december, march.

[Sixteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you?
i honestly have no idea. jesus.

[Seventeen] When was the last time you cried?
not really sure.

[Nineteen] If you could have one super power what would it be?
flight would be rather entertaining. i wouldn't mind being able to transform into anybody i want?

[Twenty] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender ?
general appearance? how lame they dress?

[twenty-two] What is your favorite song of all time?
such a terrible question. lets stick with what i am currently listening too: Pelle Carlberg - I Just Called To Say I Love You.

[Twenty-three] Who are you missing?
n/a.

[Twenty-four] Favorite TV show?
prison break is great.

[Twenty-five] Do you still watch kiddy movies?
constantly. i blame a certain little sister for this problem.

[Twenty-six] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
n/a.

[Twenty-seven] Do you speak any other language?
a little german.

[Twenty -e!ght] Whats your favorite smell?
vanilla.

[Twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word.
eventful.

[Thirty] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
yes.

[Thirty-two] What are you thinking about right now?
i am considering a christmas lights viewing tonight.

[Thirty-three] What should you be doing?
nothing at all.

[Thirty-four] Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
not upset or angry. frustrated would be the appropriate word. the shazz.

[Thirty-five] What are you listening to?
Pelle Carlberg.

[thirty-seven] Do you have a best friend?
many.

[Thirty-eight] Do you act differently around the person you like?
oh a little.

[Thirty-nine] What is your natural hair color?
the colour it is currently.

[Forty] Who was the last person to make you smile?
patrick.

do you think i can recall what i was going to write about today? no.

After my little run in with the law last weekend I was prompted to venture court-wards today for a sort of hearing I suppose. After a short blather from the magistrate I have been released punishment free. It was in his opinion and the words of the officers involved, that “tait is a harmless young man with quite the sense of humour”. According to one officer’s statement, “he attempted to sell us his shoes for a ridiculous price, then continued to justify how his shoes were worn by jesus”.

After leaving the court with a rather large grin on my face I managed to run into Fireman Patrick. Who immediately questioned myself on the length of my imprisonment. 3 months I replied. Anybody gullible enough to believe such a thing deserves to be lied to.

recordings.

oh so over the past month or so i have written about 26 songs, including a few covers. mainly consisting of myself on all instruments, however quite a few contributions have been made from other parties. a significant amount of said songs have been recorded. however, i am yet to mix them properly. i’m actually not all that eager to do so. i think they shall soon be either lost forever or hidden away for three generations from now to find, so i do not have to handle their analysis and critique.

maybe one may show up on here in the future. if i can master it well enough so to not embarrass myself.

westerns.

it's funny. but it's true.

1. If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because:
my name is tait. mental instability is not attractive. what we perceive as normal is the complete contradictory definition to myself.

2. Last Saturday night you:
i was in lock up. confirming how trashy I can be.

3. What are you excited about?
not a great deal unfortunately. i am grasping to the excitement of christmas. struggling though.

4. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
no i do not.

5. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
no. my sworn celibacy has lasted quite a while now. coming up to a month or two maybe?

6. Favorite scent?
vanilla.

8. How long you been at your job?
around a year.

9. What kind of music do you like best:?
the sound a oscillator on a mixing desk makes.

10. Who's the last person to sleep in your bed?
besides me and romy? i'm really not sure.

11. Whose bed did you last sleep in besides yours?
geelong cells? anne-maree and debs?

12. Ever been in love?
un-requited love?

13. What is today's date?
the 4th of december.

14. Who is your best friend?
i do no prioritise my friends.

15. Who is the funniest person you know?
oh i think myself and my elder sister have the most splendid sense of humour in the world! unfortunately something only we seem to get.

16. Are you in high school?
no.

17. What grade:
17.

18. Do you smoke?
socially?

21. Can you keep a secret?
yes i can. my secrets? no.

32. What were you doing this morning at 8?
getting ready for work.

33. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
music. it's emotive manifestation simply drives my mind into a sort of tranquillity.

35. Are you mad at anyone right now?
no.

36. The last person to say they loved you?
i'm not sure.

37. What was the last present you received?
again, i am not sure.

38. Last thing received in the mail?
a phone bill.

39. Are you good at math?
i use to be brilliant. now, i'm not sure i could even multiply three digit numbers in my head anymore.

48. Are you taken for granted?
a long time ago, the increase in such chemicals as dopamine should have caused a sort of increase in undomesticated behaviour. ones lack of response to the consumption of three illicit substances containing said chemical can only mean a consistent abnormality in the functioning of central nervous system. i’m a psychologically unsound lad who thrives on emotive and cumbersome situations yet manages to some how monitor these situations through severe mental confusion.

no i am not taken for granted.


51. What did you do two nights ago?
work.

52. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
no they are not.

53. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
oh i don’t think you have a option in these sort of circumstances.

54. Most amazing thing you did in Summer 2007?
a drive.

56. Whats the most annoying thing anyone could do?
a lack of table manners. it is just atrocious.

57. How is life going for you right now?
it's fascinating at best.

58. Are you keeping a secret from someone that needs to know the truth?
some things are meant to be kept a secret. i have done well to do just this.

60. What do you think of your siblings?
they are great.

61. What was the reason you last cried?
i am unaffected by melancholic moments in life.

62. What was the first thing you said when you woke up today?:
can't i just never leave my bed?

63. Last time you couldn't take your eyes off someone?
oh i'm not sure.

64. Who is your celebrity crush?
sienna miller.

65. Are you more independent or dependent?
independent.

66. Who will you see tomorrow?
nobody.

67. Have you ever been cheated on?
not sure. could have been?

68. Where will you drive when you drive next?
i am considering a drive to melbourne tomorrow.

69. Do you give out second chances too easily?:
everybody deserves a second chance. and a third. possibly a forth.

70. Are you a bitch?
clearly i am male.

Happy.

Oh dear. Finding similarities within the most unforeseen characters imaginable. I do admire his undivided commitment to bliss. An with that, I can say I most definitely would not mind a ending in his condition.

True Love Will Find You In The End.

MMF.

Now that i have been confirmed for said music festival, I am actually starting to get a little sexcited. There are some ok bands to associate with! The Gossip, The Black Lips, Andrew W.K. Special Solo Performance, Art Brut, Eddy Current Suppression Ring, Crystal Castles, Dr Dog & Ned Collette Band. I can seen quite the intoxicated weekend ahead of me. despite entering Thursday night and not leaving until Monday.

Jasper Johns.

Brian Donnelly.

Pietro Psaier.

Roy Lichtenstein.